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Tasmania Strip Night, Friday 16th July 2010.

G'day wez, Just a quick e-mail to let you know how the Tassie show went last Friday 16th July.Simply Sensational!!! The three girls Mackenzie Rain, Amber Eden and Cherri Lee were fantastic, from there personalities to there outstanding shows they had everyone of the huge crowd just loving it!! Everyone I've talked to since the night cant wait until the next one, when that will be who knows? But I know that we will be getting our girls through you again. Thanks for all your effort in organising everything your end, the night was a huge success for all involved. Cheers Bobby.

House Walming Party Saturday 3rd July 2010.

Please pass on my thanks to Angie your topless bar babe for her participation in my house warming last night. From all accounts everybody had a good night and it was a pleasure to have her over. Thanks once again. Sincerely Warren

Miss Nude Australia 2010 Friday 28th August 2009

Four Melbourne girls with Miss Nude Australia State Titles competed in the Miss Nude Australia Pagent at the Crazy House Adelaide on the last week of August 2009. Mackenzie Rain was the only show girl to make final night and bought home the title of Miss Nude Australia 2010 Dance Champ. Laeticya Rain was Miss Nude Australia 2010 Best Legs, Shayanne Miss Nude Australia 2010 Most Unique Costume and Phoebe was Miss Nude Australia 2010 Crowd Pleaser.

Bucks  Party, Saturday 1st August 2009

Hey Wez, Just a quick e-mail to thank you and let you know all went fantastic at the bucks night last sat 1st august at the hotel metropolitan. The girls were great and put on an unbelievable show that impressed the shiit out of everyone! Worth every cent and more. I've got a fair few more like that coming up mate and a some of the other boys are asking me for some girls for their nights. Hope you don't mind if I pass on your number they will probably let you know that I told them to call. Thanks again mate and pass my thanks on again to the girls.  Regards Chris

I made the TV with Jazzy O, Monday 25th May 2009.

The moveable dust storm wasn't the most embarrassing mistake that Nine News in Melbourne has made recently. That honour goes to James Talia's coverage of what Nine called a 'sleazy football stunt' - the hiring of a stripper to 'gee-up' an amateur Aussie rules team:

http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transcr ipts/s2580366.htm

What's all this deposit shite, Tuesday 17th March 2009

Strip-A-Rama DO NOT TAKE DEPOSITS for strip bookings. Some shonky Melbourne and Interstate stripping agencies are asking clients for deposits of varying amounts when they make bookings. The result of this is clients are not getting the girls or guys they thought they had booked in on the night of there party, and getting bull shite excuses for the skanks provided on the night. DONT pay deposits, get the strippers you originally booked. Only shonky strip agencies ask for deposits because they dont have the strippers on there web sites working for them and used ripped pictures as bait to get bookings. Real genuine strip agencies send the strippers you requested.

Will's Bucks Party, Saturday 21st February 2009

Thanks Wez for a great bucks. I am glad I organized it, Amy Ashton was a darling, naa she was hot, Put my wife to shame. Appreciate it. Cheers Scott.

Bucks Party at Town Hall Hotel, Saturday 14th February 2009

Wez, just a quick note to say thanks for the ladies.  Tori the topless bar babe was great and Caprice Nolan and Nikita Sage show was a major highlight for the boys!  Well done and thanks for the recommendations.  Cheers Lachie.

Work Christmas Breakup, Friday 19th December 2008.

When we were booking entertainment for our work breakup we were a bit apprehensive when you suggested  "Trust Me and we will provide the best entertainers based on the shows you are after" Well bugger me, the guys were totally blown away with the topless babes and strippers you guys provided, some girls pictures don't do them justice. Thanks Striparama, looking forward to next years Christmas breakup already.

Troy's Bucks party, Saturday 11th October 2008.

Hi Guys, Craig from Wattle Glen bucks from weekend just gone. Great work with girls mate. Very happy and the boys all had a ball mate, and we were very impressed with the topless waitress you sent. Katie was fantastic  and was a absolute gem. Cheers Glen.

Grand Final Day at Daniel`s House 27th September 2008.

Thanks Wez for making our day an absolute cracker, the girls were 
amazing, Nikita Sage and Caprice Nolan were so hot, there show was awesome and 
they were top girls too, great sports. Then there was Carly, OH MY GOD, all the boys lost it when they saw her, her show was the best i`ve ever seen, she is totally  amazing, she has to be the best in Melbourne. FAULTLESS. She was such 
a beauty to look at, and then she turned out to also be one of the  coolest chicks ever. So THANKS Carly, if ya get to read this. Well if this gets posted, make sure Carly is one of the girls you pick  for your night, you wont be disappointed.
So thank you so much STRIPARAMA for just being so easy to deal with, 
and making our Grand Final Day the best ever. Daniel Cela.

Melbourne Girls Rock at Miss Nude Australia 2009.

Strip-A-Rama's Elite Melbourne Strippers take out body part Titles.

Melbourne girls must have the best tits in Australia as we repeated last Miss Nude Australia 2008 results with Mackenzie Rain Best tits and bought home the titles.

Miss Nude Australia, Most Beautiful Breasts Cherri Lee

Miss Nude Australia, Most Sensual and Erotic Woman Nikita Sage

Miss Nude Australia, Most Hottest Legs Amy Ashton

Miss NUDE AUSTRALIA 2009.

Miss Nude Australia 2009 Nicky from Perth.

1st Runner Up Felix the Spider Monkey from Perth.

2nd Runner Up Amarelle Amez from Sydney.

Entertainer of the Year Trinity Porter from Sydney.

Most Beautiful Breasts Cherri Lee from Melbourne.

Most Sensual and Erotic Woman Nikita Sage from Melbourne.

Hottest Legs Amy Ashton from Melbourne.

Strip-A-Rama pulls it off yet again, 3rd July 2008.

Strip-A-Rama's Show Girl the gorgeous "Miss Cherri Lee", competed in the Victorian Finals of the Miss Nude Australia Pageant 2009 last night Wednesday 2nd July at Hustlers Nightclub Melbourne. And WON the Titles Miss Nude Victoria 2009 and Miss Nude Victoria 2009 Entertainer of the Year. 

Cherri Lee will now be representing Victoria at The Miss Nude Australia Pageant 2009 at the Crazy Horse Club, 141A Hindley Street, Adelaide. From 25th August to 29th August 2008, and completes a double run with our own Mackenzie Rain and Jessie Jackson from Miss Nude Australia 2008.  Spunky Miss Kitty also put on a outstanding performance to take the Title of Miss Nude Victoria 2009 Miss Beautiful.

Dead Man Walking, 6th June 2008.

Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday, to get his mind off work.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to Explicit Melbourne's newest lap dance and gentleman's club at Level 1, 2 Arthurton Street, Northcote.

The Club Manager Jeff greets them at the door and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. 

'Oh no,' says Bob.  Jeffs in my bowling league.

When they are seated, Helen the waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a can of VB.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink VB?'

'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.  I always have a VB at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

Cherri Lee the stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.  Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.  Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it ..  She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says,  'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.'

BOB's funeral will be on Friday.

Tibor's Bucks Party, Sunday 25th May 2008.

Hey Wez, The girls were fantastic. thanks very much for your recommendation. the guys were all raving about how great they were. Cheers mate.  Much Kudos to you Moses.

Plagiarism of our web sites, 19th April 2008.

Striparama must be doing something right some of our competitions also seem to frequent in the blatant plagiarism of both our web sites "Strip-A-Rama Melbourne Strippers" and "Melbourne Elite Strippers"  by stealing  our text, images, ideas and layout. One mild Agency in particular has at various times copied all our text, first as hidden text, then as seen text on the bottom of there web pages and have even resorted to placing all our web site text on there my space page. There newest trick is Elite Striptease which is plagiarism of Melbourne Elite Strippers at its finest. Striparama have now resorted to placing our watermark across all of our new images.  Strip-A-Rama hate people and company's that copy our quotes, pictures, banners and sayings off our web sites. (Yes, I've seen you out there you furrking try hard wannabe's!) Everything on here is original. If it's not then I will point it out and say so. Get your own material and get your own life!

Leah's Hens Party, Saturday  8th March 2008.

Hi Wez, I just wanted to let you know that we were very satisfied with Rimon & Marty for my sister's Hen's Night!  She had the best time ever & was totally in awe of Marty!  It was all she'd ever dreamed of. Thank you for your recommendation! Their wedding was last Friday & it was amazing!  They are now honeymooning in Thailand!  Thanks again for helping me make her Hen's night awesome!  I will be sure to recommend you in the future.
Thanks again! Take care, Genna :o)

Angelina's Hens Party, Thursday 20th March 2008.

Hi just wanted to thank you and the boys Chase and Siro for thursday nights Male Stripper Revue. We had a brilliant time and a great laugh, so thanks for delivering. Thanks again Claudina

Cricket Club pre season training day, Sunday 23rd September 2007.

Thanks Mackenzie Rain, Your fantastic. Seen your work earlier and liked what I saw. We will have to get you back soon. Thanks heaps Rowan.

Toby's Bucks Party, Saturday 22nd September 2007.

"Nikita Sage was built for Bucks Nights"!
"Great rack, and perfect waist to arse ratio"!
"Young, Hot and Sexy, best bucks night strip i've ever seen"!
"Fantastic performance, hot like fire"!
Loch, South Bank.

Bucks Party, Sunday 16th September 2007.

Just wanted to send you a quick thank you for your recommendation of Nikita  Sage for yesterday. She was as stunning as you described but also more importantly a great fun girl who really made it a great day for us. I will definitely be recommending her and striparama to anyone I know who needs this type of entertainment. So thanks once again. Regards Kieran.

Mixed Sex Bucks Party, Saturday 8th September 2007.

Hi Wez, I just wanted to drop you a note about the show that Cherri Lee & Siro put on for us on Saturday night. Gotta say, trying to cater for mixed tastes (Gay buck’s night!) seemed daunting at the time, but Cherri & Siro put on a fantastic show.  Everyone really got in to it & enjoyed themselves. Thanks again!  Cheers, Matt.

Krystals 21st Birthday stripper, Friday 10th August 2007.

A big thank you for getting Darren at the last minute to strip for my friend Krystal at her 21st on friday night. Darren was very friendly and very polite, Darren was also very funny and also very professional at what he does, he made Krystal and all my other friends comfortable. We certainly had a laugh at our friend as she didn't expect it. The girl's and krystal and of course my self have never had so much fun in our lives. Not to mention Darren is so HOT!!! all the girls just kept wanting more and those sexy dance moves, oh yeah!!! the body and the muscles "OH MY GOD". Darren was also on time and very reliable. A big thank you to my friend Melissa for having it at her house at the last minute. Thank you very much Darren and also Strip-a-rama for a fantastic and wiled night and also for entertaining us ladies!!!. We will be definitely be using your company in the near future. It was a night to remember. Elisa from Hillside (Sydenham) 

Daniel's Bucks Night, Saturday 14th July 2007.

Just wanted to thank you on the great job you guys did at my brothers bucks night. Everything went 100 percent, the girls that were supposed to come Jessie Jackson and Natasha came and on time, They were all very polite and very good looking.

Thanks again A++   Ernie, Bayswater

Ruth's Hens Night, Saturday 12th May 2007.

I just wanted to say thank you so much for all your help in organizing Yomi to come strip for my friend's Hens night last saturday. Your company was very professional and listened to exactly what we wanted. The girls said they have never had so much fun in their life and by far Yomi was the hottest coolest stripper we have ever seen. He was polite, so reliable, right on time, a real sweetheart and so so hot! Not to mention had the hottest party moves and was the coolest dancer! He went beyond what we had expected and entertained every single lady. Thank you Yomi and thank you Strip-A-Rama so much for a fantastic night. We wont forget it! Amanda, Melbourne.

Tracy's Hens Party, 29th January 2007.

Thank you for your organizing Hawk to waiter at our Hens party this past Saturday night. He was very professional and more than willing to get drinks, serve food and pour shots. He ended up stripping and it was one of the best routines I have seen. Everyone had a great time, thank you. Anne, Yarra Valley.

Birthday Surprise, Siro Male Stripper, 4th December 2006.

After unsuccessfully trying other strip agencies a friend recommended Strip-A-Rama. Within five minutes of conversation I was satisfied; finally someone knew exactly what I wanted.  It was important to me that my girlfriend had a memorable birthday, and not having access to the internet I had to take the agencies word that the dancer being provided was good looking and entertaining. I was most excited when he arrived it was just as the agency promised. Siro was perfect.  I couldn't’t wait to see the look on my girlfriends face. The show began amazing and ended amazing, we had a mixed crowd and the guys were cheering a much as the girls. After the show Siro stayed and got photos with us. He was such a great guy and we all cant wait until the next birthday party. Thanks Strip-A-Rama you’re the best. Sara from Altona.

Ellashaye Story, 19th November 2006.

The strangest strip show I ever did was in the intensive care unit in a hospital. It was for a boy who was 18 and had a brain tumor. It was great to see him and his mates having a laugh at time like that. however it was the hardest and saddest show I have ever done and to be honest I couldn't do it again. Ellashaye.

My Bitch, 1st July 2006.

After being in the sex industry for over fifteen years, I thought I would put pen to paper and put forward some of my thoughts. It’s all been done before you say. Yes it has but I am not trying to portray myself as some great and holier than god person and run the shite out of the girls and guys that get out and do the hard work removing there clothes and putting up with all sorts of crap while doing so. This story has been told before in a book by a bottom feeding  Strip Agency.

In my early day of trying to run a stripper agency there existed two other agency’s,  Poxine and her assorted management babes, and Hot run by two great people J & L.  Poxine was a force to be reckoned with, but she hid behind the power of her partners occupation, and on numerous occasion she would remind me of who she was and what her partners occupation was, but me being me I did not give a shite, besides what stripper agency in there right mind prides itself in having airbrushed self portrait on its bill boards and web pages, and besides she is butt ugly. So thus any time I required a stripper for a client and could not provide a private stripper I rang the great Hot Agency and used one of there management girls and never again rang Poxine as the head furrk was never worth the trouble. But these easy days were to end when J & L decided enough was enough and Hot Agency was put on the market for sale for a large amount of money.  Hot Strippers was sold to a newbie, Go e Cat and her partner Ally Cat. Now Go e Cat presented herself as another bottom feeder but her partner in crime was actually a nice bloke so I continued to use there Management Girls along with another Agency that I found very Irresistible and could not help but use as well.

And thus the JOKE begins.

THE LADDER TO SUCCESS.

Go e Cat and her partner Ally Cat have just bought themselves a successful Stripper Agency and Go e Cat is determined to be the only Stripper Agency. But the climb is slow and Go e Cat looks for any short cut she can find by lying and deceit AND soon finds what she thinks is a cheat to success presented in front of her. “The Ladder to Success” The only way to the top is to climb all those steps on the ladder, so Go e Cat starts her climb, but the climb is hard and high so Go e Cat rest a third of the way up the ladder and snorts a few lines to help her build the energy so as she can continue her lying and deceit. After resting Go e Cat continues her climb but she now finds a rest and a good snort is required after each ladder step or how the hell can she ever manage to control, lie and push her staff around. After a long period of time the top of the ladder is in sight and as Go e Cat climbs over the final step she looks in amazement at a huge naked black guy as he remarks to her “Hi I’m Cess. And you have just climbed the ladder to Suck Cess”. And we all know there is a lot of Cess's in this world.

What was once Hot is now Cold Strippers.

So where is the money you own me biiitch????

The pussy that had kittens needs her money as well, so as she can provide for a new litter.

This story could be fictional as I am to evil to tell a true story, so if you think I am writing this about you, THEN you are very wrong as everybody knows you don't put the truth before a good story.